1 00:01:09,670 --> 00:01:11,087 -[INDISTINCT CHATTER] -[CAMERA CLICKING] 2 00:01:11,171 --> 00:01:14,129 This is fucking impressive. You hooked this shit up, friend. 3 00:01:14,216 --> 00:01:17,049 Hey, brother. I just wanna say, you killed that shit. 4 00:01:17,135 --> 00:01:19,752 My man. Absolutely killed that. For sure. 5 00:01:19,846 --> 00:01:21,553 What's up, bro? Good to see you. 6 00:01:22,224 --> 00:01:24,261 You're fuckin' imperial right now, okay? 7 00:01:24,351 --> 00:01:26,593 I think American Diablo is your best album. 8 00:01:26,688 --> 00:01:28,850 Thanks, guys. Much obliged. 9 00:01:28,940 --> 00:01:32,023 All right, man. All right. 10 00:01:32,193 --> 00:01:33,934 Are we supposed to follow him? 11 00:01:34,028 --> 00:01:36,428 -What's gonna happen? -KENDALL: Uh, just be cool. 12 00:01:37,657 --> 00:01:41,867 So, this guy's your boy, right? 13 00:01:41,995 --> 00:01:44,246 Yeah. Hey, listen, can I talk to you about something? 14 00:01:44,330 --> 00:01:45,616 -Mmm-hmm. Sure. -Uh... 15 00:01:45,707 --> 00:01:46,874 Oh, here she comes. What's up? 16 00:01:46,958 --> 00:01:49,126 JESS: So, he's just decompressing, apparently, 17 00:01:49,210 --> 00:01:51,417 but he's really down to connect. 18 00:01:51,504 --> 00:01:53,088 -Oh, yeah, he's decompressing? -Mmm-hmm. 19 00:01:53,172 --> 00:01:55,966 What, from his voyage to the bottom of the fuckin' rap ocean? 20 00:01:56,050 --> 00:01:57,961 -His show was a shitty show. -[LAUGHS] 21 00:01:58,052 --> 00:02:00,589 Look, the label got a room for you guys. 22 00:02:00,680 --> 00:02:03,092 -Right here. -I'm sorry, what's your name? 23 00:02:03,182 --> 00:02:04,343 -Jess. -Jess. Sorry. 24 00:02:04,434 --> 00:02:07,473 Can you just remind him he's the guy that owns the company 25 00:02:07,563 --> 00:02:09,147 that owns the company that owns the label, 26 00:02:09,231 --> 00:02:10,815 -that pays his fucking ass? -Absolutely. 27 00:02:10,899 --> 00:02:12,765 Yeah, just don't say those words. 28 00:02:12,860 --> 00:02:18,526 Oh, my gosh, look at this. Shrimp, huh? Look at this. 29 00:02:18,824 --> 00:02:21,868 Warmed in this airless box for, like, what, let's say, six hours? 30 00:02:21,952 --> 00:02:25,365 And is this goo? Is this delicious fucking goo? 31 00:02:25,456 --> 00:02:26,912 Look at that. Mmm. 32 00:02:26,999 --> 00:02:29,707 So, listen, I need to, uh, say something, 33 00:02:29,835 --> 00:02:31,169 but once I've said it, I'll have said it, 34 00:02:31,253 --> 00:02:34,166 and while it's not a big deal, it's delicate. 35 00:02:34,256 --> 00:02:35,549 What is it? You fucked the company? 36 00:02:35,633 --> 00:02:38,091 -I haven't fucked the company. -Uh-huh. 37 00:02:39,470 --> 00:02:40,470 Scientology? What is it? 38 00:02:40,554 --> 00:02:43,137 Look, we're friends, we go back, I can trust you. 39 00:02:43,307 --> 00:02:45,924 -Right? -No. 40 00:02:46,310 --> 00:02:49,223 Sure, but on money stuff, I can trust you? 41 00:02:49,772 --> 00:02:51,013 No. 42 00:02:51,191 --> 00:02:55,401 Because, um, we're calling a vote of no confidence on my dad. 43 00:02:56,529 --> 00:02:59,738 -What the fuck, man... -It's the best way forward right now. 44 00:02:59,824 --> 00:03:01,735 Oh, my God. This is fucking terrible. 45 00:03:01,826 --> 00:03:04,787 Bro, you're gonna fuck the company. You're fucking with my money, Ken. 46 00:03:04,871 --> 00:03:08,080 Look, I'm telling you, it's just cleanest. He's lost it. 47 00:03:08,541 --> 00:03:11,954 He's going to D.C. tomorrow to piss away our political capital, 48 00:03:12,045 --> 00:03:13,796 and position us permanently in a dying sector. 49 00:03:13,880 --> 00:03:15,464 -Do you think you can win? -Of course. 50 00:03:15,548 --> 00:03:18,666 [STUTTERS] It's finished. I'm informing you, not courting you. 51 00:03:18,760 --> 00:03:20,720 Because I have to work with whoever's left. 52 00:03:20,804 --> 00:03:22,044 Right. With me. 53 00:03:23,973 --> 00:03:26,635 So, are we good? 54 00:03:26,726 --> 00:03:28,776 Can I count on your vote for Team Future? 55 00:03:29,104 --> 00:03:31,220 I can promise you that I am spiritually, 56 00:03:31,314 --> 00:03:36,276 and emotionally and ethically and morally behind whoever wins. 57 00:03:36,487 --> 00:03:38,478 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 58 00:05:09,665 --> 00:05:10,655 What's the matter? 59 00:05:10,750 --> 00:05:12,835 I'm pissed because I have to come down to him 60 00:05:12,919 --> 00:05:15,369 like a fuckin' FedEx guy. Why can't he come to us? 61 00:05:16,130 --> 00:05:18,417 Well, I guess he's the president. 62 00:05:18,508 --> 00:05:22,923 Fuckin' Californian shrunken little raisin. I've seen 10 of 'em. 63 00:05:23,012 --> 00:05:25,629 He's basically a fuckin' intern. 64 00:05:25,973 --> 00:05:29,056 -Are you okay, Karl, on all this? -Yeah. Sure. Yeah. 65 00:05:29,143 --> 00:05:30,393 -LOGAN: On the law? -Yeah. 66 00:05:30,478 --> 00:05:32,936 Gerri walked me through it, too, so... 67 00:05:33,022 --> 00:05:34,729 I wish she was here, and not you. 68 00:05:34,816 --> 00:05:36,056 [CHUCKLES] 69 00:05:36,150 --> 00:05:39,108 Well, thank you. 70 00:05:39,195 --> 00:05:41,865 She has to stay in the city for board meeting prep, so... 71 00:05:41,949 --> 00:05:44,111 It was a joke, Karl. 72 00:05:44,201 --> 00:05:45,691 [SIREN BLARES] 73 00:05:47,621 --> 00:05:49,111 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 74 00:05:50,958 --> 00:05:53,700 And I'm guessing if I say cortado with almond, 75 00:05:53,794 --> 00:05:56,877 you're gonna look like I'm some kind of jerk, right? 76 00:05:57,005 --> 00:06:00,794 I will have a black coffee, please, and thank you. 77 00:06:02,469 --> 00:06:03,504 Is this safe? 78 00:06:03,595 --> 00:06:05,945 I don't think we're gonna bump into anyone here. 79 00:06:06,473 --> 00:06:07,724 So, how'd it go with Stewy? 80 00:06:07,808 --> 00:06:09,469 It went great. He's in. 81 00:06:09,810 --> 00:06:12,598 Okay. Well, that's great. 82 00:06:13,522 --> 00:06:15,559 Yeah. So, I think we're all good. 83 00:06:17,860 --> 00:06:18,895 Uh-huh. 84 00:06:20,279 --> 00:06:23,271 Shall I just run it one more time, 85 00:06:23,365 --> 00:06:25,983 before we open our kimonos in public? 86 00:06:26,077 --> 00:06:27,943 Givens, Logan. 87 00:06:28,037 --> 00:06:31,450 Once the vote is proposed, he's recused, out of the game. 88 00:06:31,833 --> 00:06:35,451 So, we have Kendall, Roman, Frank. Three votes in favor. 89 00:06:35,545 --> 00:06:37,145 And Asha. Your pet. That's good? 90 00:06:37,255 --> 00:06:38,964 Rock solid. Already floated and noted. 91 00:06:39,048 --> 00:06:40,038 Right. 92 00:06:40,300 --> 00:06:45,636 Paul, Dewi, Datu, they're old guard, they'll go Logan. 93 00:06:45,847 --> 00:06:49,636 Yeah, well, sure. I mean... But sure. 94 00:06:49,976 --> 00:06:55,062 Okay, Uncle Ewan, uh, he's still a possible, right? Um... 95 00:06:55,148 --> 00:06:57,355 You could maybe stoke the old resentments? 96 00:06:57,442 --> 00:06:59,652 Lady Macbeth, gettin' your little fuckin' screwdriver in. 97 00:06:59,736 --> 00:07:01,986 It's not a fucking teddy bear's picnic, Roman, 98 00:07:02,155 --> 00:07:03,611 -it's a massacre. -Lawrence? 99 00:07:04,198 --> 00:07:05,984 Dad would sell Vaulter for parts. 100 00:07:06,075 --> 00:07:07,744 Lawrence would be crazy not to vote with me. 101 00:07:07,828 --> 00:07:09,128 Except Lawrence hates you. 102 00:07:09,705 --> 00:07:12,697 We have three for Logan, five against, three unknowns. 103 00:07:12,958 --> 00:07:16,167 Oh, come on, this is bullshit. Look, we push, Lawrence is ours, 104 00:07:16,253 --> 00:07:18,415 Ewan could be ours, Ilona could be ours. 105 00:07:18,505 --> 00:07:21,258 Gerri can't vote, but she can talk for senior management. 106 00:07:21,342 --> 00:07:22,926 This is done. There's being cautious, 107 00:07:23,010 --> 00:07:24,511 and there's being fucking time-wasters. 108 00:07:24,595 --> 00:07:27,138 If you want me to do this, you gotta look worst case. 109 00:07:27,222 --> 00:07:29,589 Lawrence, Ewan, Ilona, all in play. 110 00:07:29,850 --> 00:07:31,466 One more makes us sure winners. 111 00:07:31,769 --> 00:07:35,683 Yeah. We, uh, hit Lawrence. 112 00:07:36,523 --> 00:07:39,693 MAN: [ON PHONE] I got the call. The nuclear reactor is sealed off. 113 00:07:39,777 --> 00:07:42,690 -The infected have been shot. -Oh, that's great. 114 00:07:42,780 --> 00:07:45,238 That's great. Thank you. 115 00:07:45,366 --> 00:07:47,778 -Yeah. -Thank you so much. 116 00:07:47,868 --> 00:07:49,780 -We're good. -Okay. Okay. 117 00:07:49,913 --> 00:07:51,119 -Goodbye. -Bye. 118 00:07:51,206 --> 00:07:53,243 -Yeah. Goodbye forever. -Hope so. 119 00:07:53,541 --> 00:07:56,659 ...three men to own half the wealth of America. 120 00:07:56,753 --> 00:08:00,166 TOM: I have just been given the all-clear. 121 00:08:00,256 --> 00:08:01,496 Oh! 122 00:08:01,591 --> 00:08:03,002 I feel I can breathe again. 123 00:08:03,093 --> 00:08:07,007 Honestly, honey, it's like this 900-pound gorilla 124 00:08:07,097 --> 00:08:09,509 -has finally stopped fucking me. -[CHUCKLES] 125 00:08:09,599 --> 00:08:12,057 Now, is this the thing I don't want to know about? 126 00:08:12,143 --> 00:08:15,807 [SIGHS] Yeah. And, it's gone. 127 00:08:16,731 --> 00:08:21,020 I think I'm good. I think I'm good. Greg. Me. The circle's tight. 128 00:08:21,653 --> 00:08:24,236 He's good. He's my little R2 unit. 129 00:08:24,447 --> 00:08:26,404 I don't know. 130 00:08:26,491 --> 00:08:30,860 [GROANS] I don't... This... I don't fucking know! [SIGHS] 131 00:08:30,954 --> 00:08:31,996 Should I stick with her? 132 00:08:32,080 --> 00:08:34,072 Is that a president? 133 00:08:34,166 --> 00:08:37,158 Maybe. I don't know. 134 00:08:37,294 --> 00:08:39,838 Now, not to be Groomzilla, but can we talk about menus? 135 00:08:39,922 --> 00:08:43,005 'Cause I really love Lake Como, but I'm worried about the fog. 136 00:08:43,092 --> 00:08:47,086 One thing is, people don't change. You know, a candidate can't change. 137 00:08:47,179 --> 00:08:49,420 You can primp and plump and repackage, 138 00:08:49,515 --> 00:08:51,683 but if you want to change someone fundamentally, 139 00:08:51,767 --> 00:08:53,060 -forget it. -So, should we go 140 00:08:53,144 --> 00:08:55,932 very old New York classy? 141 00:08:56,188 --> 00:08:58,600 Oh, yeah. Uh, I... 142 00:08:58,691 --> 00:09:02,730 Sorry, I had a pretty shitty phone call with my mom the other day, 143 00:09:02,820 --> 00:09:05,197 and just to smooth things over, I said that we might 144 00:09:05,281 --> 00:09:08,023 have the wedding back in England. 145 00:09:08,159 --> 00:09:10,491 -You what? -Yeah. 146 00:09:10,578 --> 00:09:13,161 -Is that a biggie for you? -Excuse me, Shiv. Fuck. 147 00:09:13,247 --> 00:09:15,541 Tom, it's just a wedding. The planners will figure it out. 148 00:09:15,625 --> 00:09:18,162 -"Just a wedding"? Shiv. -Yeah. 149 00:09:18,295 --> 00:09:19,877 -It's our wedding! -Oh, Tom... 150 00:09:19,963 --> 00:09:22,413 -It only happens once. -I can't do this right now. 151 00:09:22,507 --> 00:09:23,588 -Tom. -Okay. No... 152 00:09:23,675 --> 00:09:26,042 I'm trying to think about work. 153 00:09:26,219 --> 00:09:28,210 And I'm looking forward to it, 154 00:09:28,305 --> 00:09:32,674 but I just can't get into it all, all the details. [SIGHS] 155 00:09:32,809 --> 00:09:35,228 I mean, the wedding might be in England, but it might not. 156 00:09:35,312 --> 00:09:38,179 Okay, okay, sorry, sorry. 157 00:09:39,191 --> 00:09:42,479 So, I'll take Lawrence, and you can firm up the others, yeah? 158 00:09:42,611 --> 00:09:44,898 Uh, that's okay. I got him. 159 00:09:45,030 --> 00:09:46,441 No, I know the guy. 160 00:09:46,531 --> 00:09:48,613 I see him at every fucking fakers party, 161 00:09:48,700 --> 00:09:50,862 phony soft opening that I go to. 162 00:09:50,994 --> 00:09:53,986 We're like two peas in a metrosexual think pod. 163 00:09:54,122 --> 00:09:55,248 Look, are we doing this? 164 00:09:55,332 --> 00:09:57,869 Are we running a fucking company together, or what? 165 00:09:58,628 --> 00:10:01,746 Just 'cause I like a joke, doesn't mean I'm a fucking clown. 166 00:10:02,298 --> 00:10:04,505 Look, Rome, I'm just trying to... 167 00:10:04,592 --> 00:10:06,343 -I got it. -I know you're not a clown. 168 00:10:06,427 --> 00:10:07,713 -I'm not. -It's delicate. 169 00:10:07,804 --> 00:10:11,181 Oh, it's delicate? I didn't realize it was delicate, the little nuances. 170 00:10:11,265 --> 00:10:13,597 Lawrence fuckin' hates you, man, he does. 171 00:10:13,684 --> 00:10:15,391 -And he likes you? -Yeah. 172 00:10:15,478 --> 00:10:16,729 He likes me. People like me. 173 00:10:16,813 --> 00:10:19,475 I look like a matador, and everyone wants to fuck me. 174 00:10:19,565 --> 00:10:21,351 I see him around. I know the guy. 175 00:10:21,442 --> 00:10:22,978 -Trust me. -Okay. 176 00:10:24,112 --> 00:10:26,570 KARL: Gerri says there are multiple indicators 177 00:10:26,656 --> 00:10:28,741 he wants to be sympathetic to our expansion. 178 00:10:28,825 --> 00:10:29,825 LOGAN: You think so? 179 00:10:29,909 --> 00:10:33,868 If he waves this through, he gets hundreds of local TV stations 180 00:10:33,955 --> 00:10:36,832 most amenable to talking about what a great fuckin' guy he is. 181 00:10:36,916 --> 00:10:40,252 He just needs to be prepared to take a little political heat is all. 182 00:10:40,336 --> 00:10:45,252 Mmm, four more years, we're Procter and Gamble of the news. 183 00:10:49,012 --> 00:10:50,423 [HORN HONKING] 184 00:10:50,973 --> 00:10:52,304 Hey, Tom. 185 00:10:52,891 --> 00:10:54,723 Uh, I'm heading to Washington. 186 00:10:55,018 --> 00:10:57,979 Do you mind if I miss dinner? I need to figure out about Joyce. 187 00:10:58,063 --> 00:10:59,474 No, sweetheart, that's fine. 188 00:10:59,565 --> 00:11:01,566 If you need to think about your commitment to Joyce, 189 00:11:01,650 --> 00:11:03,641 then go, do it. Go to Washington. 190 00:11:03,735 --> 00:11:05,570 SHIV: Yeah, I just wondered if I picked the right horse. 191 00:11:05,654 --> 00:11:07,144 No, I get it, I do. Yeah. 192 00:11:07,239 --> 00:11:08,948 Slide her under the X-ray machine, baby. 193 00:11:09,032 --> 00:11:10,067 Yes. 194 00:11:10,159 --> 00:11:12,196 -Okay. Love you. Bye. -You, too. Bye. 195 00:11:12,327 --> 00:11:14,159 -Hey, hey, guy. -Hey, hey. 196 00:11:14,246 --> 00:11:16,203 Hey. Everything okay, Greg? 197 00:11:16,290 --> 00:11:18,031 -Yeah. Yeah. Sure. -Sure? 198 00:11:19,960 --> 00:11:23,248 -Good. Good, good. -[GREG SCATTING] 199 00:11:23,338 --> 00:11:27,958 You know, you can talk to me about anything. You know? 200 00:11:29,345 --> 00:11:32,178 Oh, yeah. Well, I... Thanks. 201 00:11:32,265 --> 00:11:36,099 Fantastic... Resource. 202 00:11:36,644 --> 00:11:38,476 [SCATTING] 203 00:11:39,772 --> 00:11:42,264 Okay, okay. 204 00:11:42,358 --> 00:11:45,020 So, Shiv is going to Washington, 205 00:11:45,111 --> 00:11:49,901 so, tonight, why don't I take you out? 206 00:11:53,369 --> 00:11:54,359 No? 207 00:11:56,206 --> 00:11:58,914 What, for real? 208 00:11:59,042 --> 00:12:00,953 I thought you were gonna say 209 00:12:01,044 --> 00:12:04,628 "take you out and beat the shit out of you," 210 00:12:04,714 --> 00:12:07,801 or "take you out and put a bullet through your dumb fuckin' brain," 211 00:12:07,885 --> 00:12:09,594 or something else, you know, funny like that. 212 00:12:09,678 --> 00:12:11,544 No, Greg, I'm not some beast. 213 00:12:13,474 --> 00:12:17,342 Well, actually, uh, I finally got paid... 214 00:12:17,436 --> 00:12:19,643 [CHUCKLES] Attaboy. Okay. 215 00:12:19,730 --> 00:12:21,940 It's like they're not paying the light bill here, 216 00:12:22,024 --> 00:12:24,061 um, but I actually got paid, 217 00:12:24,151 --> 00:12:27,360 and I was thinking about maybe going to, uh... 218 00:12:27,446 --> 00:12:31,940 Have you ever visited California Pizza Kitchen? 219 00:12:32,159 --> 00:12:34,992 -[LAUGHS] No. Dear Lord, no. -It's pretty delicious, Tom. 220 00:12:35,079 --> 00:12:37,195 No. No, it isn't, Greg. 221 00:12:37,289 --> 00:12:39,997 You might think it tastes delicious, but... 222 00:12:40,084 --> 00:12:41,960 They make a Cajun chicken linguine just how I like it. 223 00:12:42,044 --> 00:12:43,545 But that's not how you're supposed to like it. 224 00:12:43,629 --> 00:12:48,169 Okay, you probably have quite an undereducated palate. 225 00:12:48,259 --> 00:12:51,924 So, let's go out, and I'll teach you. 226 00:12:52,013 --> 00:12:55,131 And I'll show you how to be rich. Okay? It'll be fun. 227 00:12:57,644 --> 00:13:00,352 He'll be just along the hallway here, Mr. Roy. 228 00:13:00,438 --> 00:13:05,103 I have been here before, and I do know how hallways work. 229 00:13:06,069 --> 00:13:09,437 Someone will be with you shortly. 230 00:13:12,534 --> 00:13:16,368 What a fuckin' song and dance, eh? [CHUCKLES] 231 00:13:16,496 --> 00:13:18,737 -Ah. -Mr. Roy. I am so sorry, 232 00:13:18,832 --> 00:13:21,125 but the president passes on his sincere apologies. 233 00:13:21,209 --> 00:13:23,794 He's currently dealing with a matter of homeland security. 234 00:13:23,878 --> 00:13:26,005 He's sure you'll understand, but he's going to need to offer 235 00:13:26,089 --> 00:13:28,421 an alternative face for this discussion. 236 00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:31,876 "Alternative face," what the fuck does that mean? 237 00:13:31,970 --> 00:13:34,713 If I drop my pants, I can show you an alternative face. 238 00:13:34,807 --> 00:13:36,639 How does that sound? 239 00:13:37,101 --> 00:13:40,594 LOGAN: Have I been snubbed? Find out if I've been snubbed. 240 00:13:40,688 --> 00:13:42,356 KARL: I don't think you've been snubbed. 241 00:13:42,440 --> 00:13:45,523 Is this a snubbing? Just fucking find out! 242 00:13:46,819 --> 00:13:51,814 Holy shit. Wambsgans! A fuckin' black eye? 243 00:13:51,949 --> 00:13:53,575 You should see the other guy. [CHUCKLES] 244 00:13:53,659 --> 00:13:55,946 The guy who jammed his dick in your eye? 245 00:13:56,078 --> 00:14:00,037 Let's just say, uh, I was in bed with Shiv, so... 246 00:14:00,207 --> 00:14:01,663 What? She punched you? 247 00:14:02,501 --> 00:14:03,866 No. 248 00:14:03,961 --> 00:14:05,952 Things just get a little hot and heavy. 249 00:14:06,047 --> 00:14:07,663 A little freaky-deaky. So... 250 00:14:08,090 --> 00:14:10,502 Fuckin' our sister? That's cool, man. 251 00:14:10,593 --> 00:14:12,970 TOM: Yeah, it's kind of weird when you talk about that. 252 00:14:13,054 --> 00:14:15,014 ROMAN: No, I think it's really cool. I think we should... 253 00:14:15,098 --> 00:14:18,056 Like, what's it like to bang our sister? 254 00:14:18,185 --> 00:14:19,602 So, what's goin' on? Clue me in. 255 00:14:19,686 --> 00:14:21,552 Uh, we just finished, bud. 256 00:14:21,646 --> 00:14:27,232 Yup. [CLICKS TONGUE] Yeah, I'm gonna go eat a fucking elk, or something. 257 00:14:27,611 --> 00:14:28,726 See ya later. 258 00:14:28,820 --> 00:14:30,777 Oh, hey, Tom. 259 00:14:32,324 --> 00:14:35,862 Just to say, I know you've been eating a lot of shit for me, 260 00:14:35,952 --> 00:14:39,786 that I don't know about, and I appreciate that. 261 00:14:39,873 --> 00:14:42,991 And I want you to know, I like you. 262 00:14:43,085 --> 00:14:44,792 You're Team Kendall, man. 263 00:14:44,878 --> 00:14:48,371 Lot of stuff goin' down, but you're on the team. 264 00:14:48,715 --> 00:14:50,752 Thanks, brother. 265 00:14:52,761 --> 00:14:53,751 Here's to us. 266 00:14:54,888 --> 00:14:56,674 To us. 267 00:14:57,599 --> 00:15:02,436 Uh, so, I do need to ask something, but, um... 268 00:15:02,563 --> 00:15:03,974 We're cool, yeah? 269 00:15:04,690 --> 00:15:06,931 Like, we're fuckin' disruptors, yeah? 270 00:15:07,026 --> 00:15:08,141 Yeah. 271 00:15:09,570 --> 00:15:10,810 But, um, 272 00:15:12,657 --> 00:15:14,193 what would you say... 273 00:15:15,868 --> 00:15:17,161 What would you say if I told you 274 00:15:17,245 --> 00:15:20,045 that there was gonna be a vote of no confidence tomorrow? 275 00:15:21,165 --> 00:15:23,292 Kick out the old man, in with the new guard. 276 00:15:23,376 --> 00:15:24,992 Romey and the homey. 277 00:15:25,545 --> 00:15:27,629 You and Kendall are thinking of killing your dad? 278 00:15:27,713 --> 00:15:29,548 -Well... -That's a little Greek tragedy. 279 00:15:29,632 --> 00:15:30,793 Yeah, Oedipus. 280 00:15:30,883 --> 00:15:33,625 Did I say that I was going to fuck Marcia? No. 281 00:15:33,719 --> 00:15:36,837 Although I definitely would, 'cause she's hot. 282 00:15:36,931 --> 00:15:39,719 But that's, you know, that's like phase two. 283 00:15:41,437 --> 00:15:43,303 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 284 00:15:45,357 --> 00:15:47,348 -Hey. -Hey. 285 00:15:47,443 --> 00:15:48,524 [CHUCKLES] 286 00:15:51,488 --> 00:15:55,447 -I'm sorry I'm late. -SHIV: Uh, yeah, no. No worries. 287 00:15:55,534 --> 00:15:57,946 Oh, this place has changed. 288 00:15:58,036 --> 00:15:59,367 Uh... 289 00:15:59,872 --> 00:16:01,362 Yeah. [SCOFFS] 290 00:16:01,457 --> 00:16:06,122 I mean, well, everything changes. We've changed. 291 00:16:07,212 --> 00:16:13,049 What's this? Shiv Roy goes soulful. Does not suit you. 292 00:16:13,135 --> 00:16:16,719 It's like you're wearing a turtleneck, and a stick-on mustache. 293 00:16:16,972 --> 00:16:18,053 [CHUCKLES] 294 00:16:18,140 --> 00:16:22,008 All right, yeah. Well, I do have feelings. 295 00:16:25,023 --> 00:16:28,357 So, congratulations on Senator Miller. 296 00:16:28,443 --> 00:16:29,524 Thank you. 297 00:16:29,611 --> 00:16:31,320 Not exactly the fuckin' Southern Strategy, 298 00:16:31,404 --> 00:16:34,031 gettin' a bunch of Jews, blacks, and media studies professors, 299 00:16:34,115 --> 00:16:36,283 to vote in a Democrat in New York State, but still... 300 00:16:36,367 --> 00:16:37,910 Uh, fuck you. You've seen the numbers. 301 00:16:37,994 --> 00:16:40,538 Yeah, there's a number of ways of analyzing the numbers. 302 00:16:40,622 --> 00:16:44,035 I did a fucking good job, in the teeth of a scandal. 303 00:16:44,125 --> 00:16:47,211 At this point in the cycle, I knocked it out of the fucking park. 304 00:16:47,295 --> 00:16:48,911 So, you know what? Here's to me. 305 00:16:51,508 --> 00:16:54,921 How's everything in the People's Republic of Gil Eavis? 306 00:16:55,011 --> 00:16:56,046 Amazing. 307 00:16:58,306 --> 00:17:02,220 So, go on, Shiv, what is this? 308 00:17:02,602 --> 00:17:06,471 Okay, uh, well, 309 00:17:06,565 --> 00:17:09,398 I want you to think about joining us. 310 00:17:09,485 --> 00:17:11,772 -Me and Joyce. -Why? 311 00:17:12,363 --> 00:17:14,479 Because I need a piece of shit on the team. 312 00:17:15,491 --> 00:17:17,073 What do you think? 313 00:17:17,201 --> 00:17:20,694 I think... Is it a good idea? You and me? 314 00:17:21,121 --> 00:17:23,533 -Uh, yeah. Why? -Historically speaking, 315 00:17:23,624 --> 00:17:27,413 we found it quite hard not to fuck each other. 316 00:17:30,923 --> 00:17:34,086 It's great to see you on such short notice. 317 00:17:34,176 --> 00:17:35,337 Shush. Eat. 318 00:17:36,220 --> 00:17:39,133 I finished most of 'em, Grandpa. 319 00:17:39,765 --> 00:17:41,815 Your mother says you don't have any money. 320 00:17:42,434 --> 00:17:44,141 Until recently, but actually, 321 00:17:44,228 --> 00:17:46,146 -um, my pay came through. -EWAN: Uh-huh. 322 00:17:46,230 --> 00:17:48,813 And now, I'm incredibly rich. 323 00:17:48,900 --> 00:17:51,392 -Really? -Mmm-hmm. 324 00:17:51,528 --> 00:17:55,772 Well, I'm sure you're going to be very happy. 325 00:17:55,865 --> 00:17:56,946 GREG: Thank you. 326 00:17:57,033 --> 00:18:02,028 EWAN: She also told me to feed you, so, eat up. 327 00:18:02,122 --> 00:18:04,707 [EXHALES] Honestly, I think my stomach might have shrunk 328 00:18:04,791 --> 00:18:09,126 during my period of poverty. 329 00:18:09,337 --> 00:18:14,047 The waste in this city is obscene. Finish it. 330 00:18:17,178 --> 00:18:21,263 So, how come you're here... You're in town, uh, if I may ask? 331 00:18:21,433 --> 00:18:24,804 Well, [ORIENTAL MUSIC PLAYING] 332 00:18:24,894 --> 00:18:29,013 You're a grownup, allegedly. 333 00:18:29,107 --> 00:18:32,476 So, here's what grownups do. 334 00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:35,946 Kendall is gonna call for a vote of no confidence 335 00:18:36,032 --> 00:18:39,366 against his own father at the next board meeting. 336 00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:44,955 Sounds like a huge deal, but it's just procedure, or... 337 00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:49,285 It's a wanton act of egregious selfishness. 338 00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:51,713 In keeping with everything else I've come to loathe 339 00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:54,289 about this rat's nest of a family. 340 00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:59,002 Right. Right. So, are you gonna tell Logan? 341 00:18:59,513 --> 00:19:03,802 I'm gonna keep my snout out the trough, thank you very much. 342 00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:08,140 And my advice to you is, paddle your own canoe. 343 00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:09,721 Hmm? 344 00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:15,398 [CELL PHONE VIBRATING] 345 00:19:21,703 --> 00:19:23,535 Hello? 346 00:19:23,622 --> 00:19:26,364 -Kendall? -Marcia. 347 00:19:26,917 --> 00:19:28,954 I was wondering, if you're not busy, 348 00:19:29,044 --> 00:19:31,581 if you don't mind joining your father for dinner? 349 00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:37,458 -Did he ask to have dinner with me? -Yeah. 350 00:19:37,552 --> 00:19:41,216 He's home alone, and I have something I cannot miss. 351 00:19:41,306 --> 00:19:42,387 Um... 352 00:19:44,267 --> 00:19:45,348 Just him and me? 353 00:19:45,811 --> 00:19:50,806 Yeah. Is it a bad time? Do you have something planned? 354 00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:55,776 Uh, no. Of course. No, I'm around. 355 00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:56,943 Thank you. 356 00:19:57,240 --> 00:19:58,981 I've left some steamed fish. 357 00:19:59,075 --> 00:20:00,531 Merci beaucoup. 358 00:20:01,744 --> 00:20:03,701 Okay, sure. 359 00:20:07,083 --> 00:20:08,448 Mmm. 360 00:20:08,543 --> 00:20:10,794 Exactly. When I had their monkfish, I thought I was gonna shit, 361 00:20:10,878 --> 00:20:12,414 puke and cum, all at once. 362 00:20:13,089 --> 00:20:16,923 That sounds delicious. 363 00:20:17,051 --> 00:20:18,969 Although I don't actually have much of an appetite. 364 00:20:19,053 --> 00:20:21,135 Well, you better find one quick, 365 00:20:21,222 --> 00:20:23,432 'cause this is one of the most exclusive popups in the city, 366 00:20:23,516 --> 00:20:26,224 and we're having the full tasting menu. 367 00:20:26,352 --> 00:20:27,683 Uh-huh. 368 00:20:30,022 --> 00:20:33,481 How come the wine list doesn't have any prices? 369 00:20:33,568 --> 00:20:34,768 Because they're obscene. 370 00:20:35,570 --> 00:20:39,404 Look, here's the thing about being rich, okay? 371 00:20:39,532 --> 00:20:41,695 It's fucking great. 372 00:20:41,785 --> 00:20:45,119 Okay? It's like being a superhero, only better. 373 00:20:45,205 --> 00:20:46,373 You get to do what you want, 374 00:20:46,457 --> 00:20:47,832 the authorities can't really touch you, 375 00:20:47,916 --> 00:20:50,704 you get to wear a costume, but it's designed by Armani, 376 00:20:50,794 --> 00:20:53,877 and it doesn't make you look like a prick. 377 00:20:53,964 --> 00:20:55,125 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 378 00:20:55,215 --> 00:20:57,547 -TOM: Thank you. -Thank you. 379 00:21:00,554 --> 00:21:04,718 If I was going to come in with you, what's your vision? 380 00:21:04,808 --> 00:21:06,108 Well, it's me and Kendall. 381 00:21:06,477 --> 00:21:10,846 Fuck Kendall. Okay? You. What's your vision? 382 00:21:14,276 --> 00:21:18,565 You know what? I, uh, ended up in a book shop the other day, 383 00:21:18,655 --> 00:21:20,111 and I just started laughing. 384 00:21:21,033 --> 00:21:22,114 Okay. 385 00:21:22,201 --> 00:21:25,035 I was looking at all the books cramming up all the walls, 386 00:21:25,121 --> 00:21:27,783 and I just thought, you know, about the olden days, 387 00:21:27,874 --> 00:21:30,332 all the fucking monasteries and the Bibles 388 00:21:30,418 --> 00:21:33,462 and the sermons and the "Did Jesus say this? And "Do you mean that?" 389 00:21:33,546 --> 00:21:35,833 And all the words and what have you. All gone. 390 00:21:35,924 --> 00:21:37,005 No one gives a fuck. 391 00:21:37,091 --> 00:21:38,551 You're saying we're going post-literate. 392 00:21:38,635 --> 00:21:43,254 People are gonna read, but the old world, it's gone. 393 00:21:43,348 --> 00:21:45,555 Papers, gone. News, gone. 394 00:21:45,642 --> 00:21:49,510 "Tune in to ABS at 9:00 to be told what to think." No. Over. 395 00:21:49,604 --> 00:21:54,644 It's all about the morsels, man. Feed me the fucking tasty morsels. 396 00:21:54,734 --> 00:21:56,944 "Keep me interested." That is where we're headed. 397 00:21:57,028 --> 00:21:59,486 Tasty morsels from groovy hubs. 398 00:21:59,739 --> 00:22:02,982 Tasty morsels from groovy hubs. 399 00:22:04,744 --> 00:22:05,860 Um... 400 00:22:06,247 --> 00:22:09,205 Look, man, I'm dumb, but I'm smart. 401 00:22:09,667 --> 00:22:11,543 I'm too dumb to know how to fix our whole company. 402 00:22:11,627 --> 00:22:12,711 I don't have the attention span. 403 00:22:12,795 --> 00:22:14,212 This is probably the most interesting thing 404 00:22:14,296 --> 00:22:15,422 that's happened in my whole life, 405 00:22:15,506 --> 00:22:17,048 and I'm thinking about, like, six other things. 406 00:22:17,132 --> 00:22:20,124 But I am smart enough to know what needs changing, 407 00:22:20,219 --> 00:22:22,802 and I'm smart enough to spot the people 408 00:22:22,888 --> 00:22:26,222 who can help us, Lawrence. 409 00:22:26,725 --> 00:22:29,308 So, are you in? 410 00:22:31,814 --> 00:22:33,304 Well... 411 00:22:35,818 --> 00:22:37,118 I'm on the side of change. 412 00:22:37,820 --> 00:22:42,189 -Yeah, you are. Sorry... Oh, fuck. -[CELL PHONE VIBRATING] 413 00:22:42,324 --> 00:22:44,691 -Mind if I take this? -LAWRENCE: Go ahead. 414 00:22:44,869 --> 00:22:47,987 Sorry, fellas. Keep it sexy. Yeah? 415 00:22:48,122 --> 00:22:51,161 Marcia asked me to have dinner with Dad. 416 00:22:51,501 --> 00:22:53,401 -He knows. Does he know? -I don't know. 417 00:22:54,087 --> 00:22:55,498 Did he mention me? 418 00:22:55,589 --> 00:22:59,048 -What did Lawrence say? -Uh, he's in. 419 00:22:59,134 --> 00:23:01,876 -For real? -Yes, for real. Fuck you. 420 00:23:02,053 --> 00:23:05,717 Nice. Okay. Okay, great. Thanks. 421 00:23:06,182 --> 00:23:09,220 Oh, Jesus. What, now? 422 00:23:09,311 --> 00:23:11,348 -Ortolan. -GREG: What's ortolan? 423 00:23:11,438 --> 00:23:14,180 It is a deep-fried songbird. You eat it whole. 424 00:23:14,441 --> 00:23:16,557 -Oh, my God... -This is a rare privilege. 425 00:23:16,651 --> 00:23:18,358 And it's also kind of illegal. 426 00:23:18,445 --> 00:23:19,612 -Oh, I have a... -For the head. 427 00:23:19,696 --> 00:23:21,482 The exact purpose is debated. 428 00:23:21,573 --> 00:23:26,363 Some say, it's to mask the shame, others, to heighten the pleasure. 429 00:23:35,421 --> 00:23:36,752 [CRUNCHING] 430 00:23:36,839 --> 00:23:40,958 TOM: Oh, my God. That is so good. 431 00:23:41,052 --> 00:23:43,168 Did you eat it yet, Greg? 432 00:23:43,262 --> 00:23:45,469 -Not yet, no. -Eat it, Greg! 433 00:23:45,556 --> 00:23:46,842 [CRUNCHES] 434 00:23:48,684 --> 00:23:50,015 [GREG MUMBLING] 435 00:23:51,270 --> 00:23:54,183 It's a rather unique flavor. 436 00:23:55,274 --> 00:23:58,392 Yeah, it's the gamy, [CLEARS THROAT] brainy hit, my friend. 437 00:23:59,195 --> 00:24:00,401 Ah. 438 00:24:02,114 --> 00:24:03,354 [TOM SIGHS] 439 00:24:03,449 --> 00:24:04,783 Can we have some more wine, please? 440 00:24:04,867 --> 00:24:06,323 You trying to seduce me, Tom? 441 00:24:06,410 --> 00:24:09,368 [LAUGHS] Yes, I am! Yes, I am, Greg. 442 00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:14,032 All the things we've seen, all the things we've done, 443 00:24:14,127 --> 00:24:15,503 we're in this together, man. 444 00:24:15,587 --> 00:24:18,329 Okay. Is that 445 00:24:18,423 --> 00:24:21,916 is that what this is, this is about the thing? 446 00:24:23,136 --> 00:24:24,171 We have a bond. 447 00:24:24,262 --> 00:24:26,344 -You do? -Yeah, sure. 448 00:24:26,473 --> 00:24:28,555 I was an outsider once. 449 00:24:28,684 --> 00:24:32,143 Young guy from St. Paul, alone in the big city, and it was hard. 450 00:24:32,229 --> 00:24:35,062 And you create this kind of protective shell, 451 00:24:35,148 --> 00:24:39,016 but underneath, we're all just little nudie turtles. 452 00:24:40,821 --> 00:24:43,939 Okay, man. I gotta level with you, 453 00:24:44,032 --> 00:24:47,900 because if I eat any more songbirds, I'm gonna hurl. 454 00:24:48,537 --> 00:24:50,995 My grandpa already bought me dinner tonight. 455 00:24:51,415 --> 00:24:53,291 Your grandpa? What's he doing in New York? 456 00:24:53,375 --> 00:24:59,042 He's come down for this vote of no confidence in Logan tomorrow. 457 00:24:59,173 --> 00:25:02,291 -Did you know about that? -What? You serious? 458 00:25:02,385 --> 00:25:05,844 Yeah, he's come down especially to vote. 459 00:25:05,930 --> 00:25:07,386 It's a big deal, right? 460 00:25:07,473 --> 00:25:09,931 Yeah. Hold on. Hold on. 461 00:25:11,686 --> 00:25:14,974 You say you want me, but really, you don't. 462 00:25:15,064 --> 00:25:17,316 It's so exciting when you know more about me than I do. 463 00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:20,267 You want me for my edge, 'cause she's not edgy enough. 464 00:25:20,361 --> 00:25:23,023 You should be workin' for a winner like Gil. 465 00:25:23,364 --> 00:25:26,075 You know I'm a considerably more successful political strategist 466 00:25:26,159 --> 00:25:28,035 -than you are. -Shiv, you work with what you got, 467 00:25:28,119 --> 00:25:30,235 and what you got is... [GAGS] 468 00:25:30,329 --> 00:25:32,821 I've been grooming Joyce for three years. 469 00:25:32,915 --> 00:25:34,497 -Appeals to everyone. -Exactly. 470 00:25:34,584 --> 00:25:37,952 Which is a little like appealing to no one. She's nice. 471 00:25:38,087 --> 00:25:40,173 Oh, that is a horrible thing to say about anyone. 472 00:25:40,257 --> 00:25:43,841 Look, Kendall told me how you're marrying this 473 00:25:45,179 --> 00:25:50,549 guy, this corn-fed basic from Hockeytown. 474 00:25:50,642 --> 00:25:52,474 -Yeah, Tom. He's a great guy. -Sure. 475 00:25:52,561 --> 00:25:54,893 Great guy with the square head. 476 00:25:55,064 --> 00:25:57,351 And you're workin' for the nice black lady. 477 00:25:57,441 --> 00:25:59,442 -What are you trying to prove? -You're such a fucking prick. 478 00:25:59,526 --> 00:26:01,778 You should be with an exciting bastard like me. 479 00:26:01,862 --> 00:26:04,445 I tried playing with you, and you broke. 480 00:26:11,413 --> 00:26:12,778 [ELEVATOR DINGS] 481 00:26:17,169 --> 00:26:19,957 Sir. Your father's on a call in the den. 482 00:26:20,047 --> 00:26:23,336 He asked if you'd wait a moment? 483 00:26:23,468 --> 00:26:25,880 Sure. 484 00:26:33,812 --> 00:26:35,177 [CELL PHONE VIBRATING] 485 00:26:40,735 --> 00:26:43,898 Tom? Hey, can this wait till tomorrow? 486 00:26:43,988 --> 00:26:45,156 You're gonna want to hear this. 487 00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:48,107 Ewan is in town, and he knows, and he's come to vote. 488 00:26:48,201 --> 00:26:51,569 What? Hold on. 489 00:26:52,163 --> 00:26:53,244 Who's your source? 490 00:26:53,331 --> 00:26:54,366 Uh... 491 00:26:54,457 --> 00:26:58,291 I can't reveal my sources. Uh, but it's Greg. 492 00:26:58,670 --> 00:26:59,751 [SIGHS] 493 00:26:59,838 --> 00:27:04,332 Okay, uh, Tom, you do not breathe a word of this, okay? 494 00:27:04,425 --> 00:27:05,757 My lips are sealed. 495 00:27:06,011 --> 00:27:07,251 [SHUDDERING] 496 00:27:07,346 --> 00:27:08,722 All right. Thanks, Tom. I appreciate it. 497 00:27:08,806 --> 00:27:11,389 It's not a big deal. Team Kendall. 498 00:27:11,475 --> 00:27:13,557 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 499 00:27:14,353 --> 00:27:18,142 My God. My God! It's actually happening. 500 00:27:18,232 --> 00:27:21,725 It's happening. The troops are taking Saddam's palace, man. 501 00:27:22,111 --> 00:27:27,402 This time tomorrow, you and me... I could... I could be like the... 502 00:27:27,491 --> 00:27:30,368 I could be like the third most important guy in the company. 503 00:27:30,452 --> 00:27:33,194 I mean, it's the Storming of the Bastille. 504 00:27:34,498 --> 00:27:37,869 Let us eat cake. I mean... [LAUGHING] 505 00:27:38,878 --> 00:27:40,754 I don't know what we're talking about. 506 00:27:40,838 --> 00:27:42,749 [LAUGHING] 507 00:28:00,650 --> 00:28:02,937 KENDALL: Thanks, Richard. 508 00:28:09,534 --> 00:28:11,525 [INDISTINCT CHATTER ON TV] 509 00:28:13,038 --> 00:28:15,951 Hey, Dad. 510 00:28:16,082 --> 00:28:17,322 Hey. 511 00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:26,753 KENDALL: You shouldn't eat this shit. 512 00:28:26,843 --> 00:28:29,551 You're not the boss of me. 513 00:28:44,111 --> 00:28:48,321 Did you want to talk? Marcia said you wanted to see me. 514 00:28:48,407 --> 00:28:51,115 Marcia. 515 00:28:51,285 --> 00:28:54,277 Yeah, she's got her own game goin' on. 516 00:28:56,832 --> 00:29:00,200 -What does that mean? -You know what it means. 517 00:29:00,294 --> 00:29:04,288 You've got your game goin' on. 518 00:29:04,465 --> 00:29:06,627 I've got my game. 519 00:29:09,095 --> 00:29:12,633 What... [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY] What's your game? 520 00:29:13,892 --> 00:29:16,259 Everybody's got a game. 521 00:29:20,524 --> 00:29:22,765 So, what's goin' on? 522 00:29:22,859 --> 00:29:24,850 What's the action? What's the story? 523 00:29:25,237 --> 00:29:26,898 What's goin' on? 524 00:29:26,989 --> 00:29:28,070 KENDALL: Uh... 525 00:29:28,156 --> 00:29:32,366 You heard about my meet? You heard it was a snub? 526 00:29:32,744 --> 00:29:33,984 What? Uh... 527 00:29:35,205 --> 00:29:36,411 Oh... 528 00:29:39,876 --> 00:29:44,290 Yeah, I heard, um... Uh... 529 00:29:44,423 --> 00:29:48,337 I heard real security alert, but who knows, it's tough to read. 530 00:29:50,721 --> 00:29:52,553 Oh, fuck. 531 00:29:57,854 --> 00:29:59,454 I could do something about this. 532 00:30:01,983 --> 00:30:03,189 Okay? 533 00:30:06,529 --> 00:30:11,399 Haven't had one of these in... I don't even know. 534 00:30:11,576 --> 00:30:14,318 -You gonna eat it? -Yeah, I'm gonna eat it. 535 00:30:14,412 --> 00:30:15,743 Hey, good. 536 00:30:15,830 --> 00:30:16,991 [CHUCKLES] 537 00:30:18,499 --> 00:30:20,866 -Cheers. -Cheers. 538 00:30:22,545 --> 00:30:27,085 Oh, fuck! Every fuckin' time! 539 00:30:27,300 --> 00:30:29,416 [DANCE MUSIC PLAYING] 540 00:30:36,351 --> 00:30:38,638 Thanks, man. Thanks. 541 00:30:40,314 --> 00:30:41,564 Should I get us some beers? 542 00:30:41,648 --> 00:30:45,266 No, no. No need. Bottle service. I ordered vodka. Come on. 543 00:30:45,736 --> 00:30:47,477 Whoa! [LAUGHS] 544 00:30:47,571 --> 00:30:49,990 -TOM: Go ahead, man. -Hey! So, this is what you do? 545 00:30:50,074 --> 00:30:52,862 You, like, come to a club, and then you come to, like, 546 00:30:52,951 --> 00:30:54,786 this other part where the club sort of isn't? 547 00:30:54,870 --> 00:30:56,611 Yeah! Yeah, that's it! 548 00:30:56,705 --> 00:30:59,037 This is 2,000 bucks a pop. 549 00:30:59,541 --> 00:31:00,622 Why? 550 00:31:00,709 --> 00:31:02,791 No reason! We're being totally ripped off! 551 00:31:03,587 --> 00:31:06,420 Is this gold... Is this gold leaf? 552 00:31:06,507 --> 00:31:08,874 Uh-huh. Drink the gold, my friend. 553 00:31:09,093 --> 00:31:11,926 TOM: And then later, you and I can have a 24-karat piss. 554 00:31:12,012 --> 00:31:14,549 [DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES] 555 00:31:26,528 --> 00:31:29,691 -FRANK: [ON PHONE] Any news? -Um, we have Lawrence. 556 00:31:29,823 --> 00:31:33,282 That'll make our sleep easier. If I can sleep. Which I won't. 557 00:31:33,368 --> 00:31:37,032 I think I'm just gonna call Sarita and check Ilona's out of the action. 558 00:31:37,914 --> 00:31:39,279 Oh, do we need? 559 00:31:39,374 --> 00:31:42,207 [STUTTERS] You're not worried that could stir things? 560 00:31:42,335 --> 00:31:43,735 Just to cover all the bases. 561 00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:45,251 Hey, Frank? 562 00:31:46,339 --> 00:31:48,501 Listen, is this... 563 00:31:49,801 --> 00:31:50,962 [SIGHS] 564 00:31:51,052 --> 00:31:54,795 Is this, like, objectively horrible? 565 00:31:55,473 --> 00:31:57,885 [STUTTERS] You know, we could hold off. 566 00:31:57,976 --> 00:31:59,727 We could put this together next quarter... 567 00:31:59,811 --> 00:32:02,929 Ken. You made this happen. 568 00:32:03,606 --> 00:32:06,857 It's hard enough to get five people together for a fuckin' dinner. 569 00:32:07,069 --> 00:32:08,653 You might never get another shot. 570 00:32:08,737 --> 00:32:12,071 And it's the right thing to do. 571 00:32:12,450 --> 00:32:13,781 Strength. 572 00:32:13,993 --> 00:32:15,950 You're a good son. 573 00:32:17,246 --> 00:32:18,327 Night, Ken. 574 00:32:18,706 --> 00:32:20,196 Good night. 575 00:32:24,879 --> 00:32:26,085 [CLEARS THROAT] 576 00:32:27,131 --> 00:32:28,371 [LINE RINGING] 577 00:32:28,466 --> 00:32:30,002 -Hello? -Sarita, hey. 578 00:32:30,759 --> 00:32:32,670 Sorry to call so late. I... 579 00:32:32,761 --> 00:32:36,595 You know, I was just, uh, thinking, and... 580 00:32:36,974 --> 00:32:40,274 -It's nice to hear your voice. -Yeah, it's nice to hear your voice. 581 00:32:40,519 --> 00:32:42,101 I don't know, I felt bad, 582 00:32:42,188 --> 00:32:44,930 and I wanted to check in on your mom. 583 00:32:46,150 --> 00:32:50,395 Uh, I assume she can't make it to the board meeting tomorrow, sadly. 584 00:32:52,616 --> 00:32:56,484 SARITA: No. I have to go, Kendall. 585 00:32:56,578 --> 00:32:57,693 [LINE DISCONNECTS] 586 00:33:07,672 --> 00:33:09,754 [PIANO MUSIC PLAYING] 587 00:33:17,057 --> 00:33:20,766 So, tell me more about Mr. Potato Head. 588 00:33:20,894 --> 00:33:25,138 Tom? He's amazing. 589 00:33:25,357 --> 00:33:27,769 Well, I'm pleased. 590 00:33:27,943 --> 00:33:30,811 -Uh, but it is great. -Shiv. 591 00:33:31,364 --> 00:33:36,200 You're convincing me. You are. It's the constant weary repetition. 592 00:33:36,661 --> 00:33:39,028 -"Tom's great." -He is. 593 00:33:39,121 --> 00:33:40,202 [CHUCKLES] 594 00:33:44,418 --> 00:33:46,218 We're not gonna fuck tonight, right? 595 00:33:48,464 --> 00:33:49,965 You know I'm getting married, too. 596 00:33:50,049 --> 00:33:54,008 Oh, really? Car model or failed actress? 597 00:33:54,095 --> 00:33:58,054 Ouch! There she is. She's actually a French doctor. 598 00:33:58,849 --> 00:34:00,180 That's nice. 599 00:34:00,935 --> 00:34:04,144 I mean, it doesn't mean we can't do other stuff. 600 00:34:04,355 --> 00:34:06,346 -Uh... -Theoretically. 601 00:34:06,524 --> 00:34:09,016 I'm getting married in March. 602 00:34:09,110 --> 00:34:11,021 I'm getting married in May. 603 00:34:11,112 --> 00:34:13,480 -It's not a competition. -Sure. Yeah. 604 00:34:13,574 --> 00:34:15,992 But only one of us is getting married in lilac season, 605 00:34:16,076 --> 00:34:18,283 and it's not you. 606 00:34:18,370 --> 00:34:21,203 -Come on. -SHIV: What? 607 00:34:22,124 --> 00:34:24,491 I have to say I am feeling... 608 00:34:24,876 --> 00:34:26,412 You're feeling what, Nate? 609 00:34:27,504 --> 00:34:29,962 I mean, we could masturbate in separate rooms. 610 00:34:30,048 --> 00:34:31,466 -[LAUGHS] Oh, God! -No. It's quite modern. 611 00:34:31,550 --> 00:34:33,461 -No. Come on! -NATHANIEL: Or... Or... 612 00:34:33,552 --> 00:34:37,546 Just, for old times' sake, last one. Absolute last one. 613 00:34:37,639 --> 00:34:41,257 I could just, you know, the old traditional... 614 00:34:41,351 --> 00:34:43,843 Simply stick it in. 615 00:34:44,146 --> 00:34:49,437 Yeah. Like a gas station, right? Just stick it in. 616 00:34:49,526 --> 00:34:51,233 So, a French doctor, huh? 617 00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:53,982 Oh, she sounds far too nice and interesting for you. 618 00:34:54,072 --> 00:34:55,608 She's not that nice. 619 00:34:56,492 --> 00:35:00,907 Deep down she's status-and money-obsessed. Like you. 620 00:35:03,082 --> 00:35:07,667 This is nice. This is like being friends. 621 00:35:07,754 --> 00:35:08,960 You know. 622 00:35:09,047 --> 00:35:10,697 -[CELL PHONE VIBRATES] -[SNIFFLES] 623 00:35:17,096 --> 00:35:19,963 It was Gil. He's very interested. 624 00:35:21,517 --> 00:35:24,760 I think you should do this. 625 00:35:24,854 --> 00:35:27,016 You're hot, you're… 626 00:35:29,776 --> 00:35:31,187 So hot right now. 627 00:35:31,277 --> 00:35:36,363 Come on. Nate. We should be good people. 628 00:35:38,368 --> 00:35:40,155 I know. 629 00:35:40,245 --> 00:35:43,363 Wouldn't it be nice to just wake up in the morning and... 630 00:35:47,044 --> 00:35:49,752 Not feel like a fucking piece of shit? 631 00:36:07,106 --> 00:36:09,598 -NATHANIEL: Hey, Shiv. -Morning. 632 00:36:12,695 --> 00:36:14,245 You know you're amazing, right? 633 00:36:15,614 --> 00:36:17,446 Uh, yeah. I guess. 634 00:36:21,578 --> 00:36:24,321 Come meet Gil. 635 00:36:24,416 --> 00:36:27,283 He's not a pipe dream. He's gonna go all the way. 636 00:36:29,003 --> 00:36:33,042 Okay. So, we behaved ourselves. 637 00:36:33,216 --> 00:36:35,593 They're gonna write songs about how good we were. 638 00:36:35,677 --> 00:36:38,385 Shiv? You're a blonde beast. 639 00:36:38,722 --> 00:36:41,760 You should do whatever you want. 640 00:36:41,850 --> 00:36:43,261 Bye, Nate. 641 00:36:44,144 --> 00:36:45,225 [SIGHS] 642 00:36:45,770 --> 00:36:48,432 I think it's gonna be tight, 643 00:36:48,565 --> 00:36:51,102 but, you know, all the variables swing our way. 644 00:36:53,445 --> 00:36:54,745 -[CELL PHONE VIBRATES] -Oh. 645 00:36:58,575 --> 00:37:00,737 Hey, what's up, Jess? 646 00:37:00,910 --> 00:37:05,451 -I have Ms. Shenoy on the line. -Okay. 647 00:37:08,085 --> 00:37:10,247 Sarita? 648 00:37:10,337 --> 00:37:12,419 ILONA: Hello? 649 00:37:12,506 --> 00:37:17,546 Ilona. Ilona, hi. How are you? God, it's great to hear your voice. 650 00:37:17,636 --> 00:37:22,130 [STUTTERS] You're up. Um, did you get my gift? 651 00:37:22,641 --> 00:37:26,384 Yes. So, my daughter told me you don't want me voting 652 00:37:26,479 --> 00:37:28,438 in today's board meeting. Is that right? 653 00:37:28,522 --> 00:37:33,062 No, no, no. That's not it at all. That's, um... 654 00:37:33,152 --> 00:37:35,484 Can I explain? That's... 655 00:37:35,571 --> 00:37:38,484 Well, I'm letting you know that I will be dialing in. 656 00:37:38,574 --> 00:37:42,283 KENDALL: Okay. Well, look, there's some issues. Um... 657 00:37:43,329 --> 00:37:45,445 I know you haven't... 658 00:37:45,539 --> 00:37:47,781 Look, could I come and talk it through? 659 00:37:47,959 --> 00:37:50,792 Kendall, I will be dialing in. 660 00:37:50,879 --> 00:37:52,129 I'll be there in an hour. 661 00:37:52,672 --> 00:37:55,960 Great. Okay, thanks, Ilona. 662 00:37:56,051 --> 00:37:57,132 [LINE DISCONNECTS] 663 00:37:57,219 --> 00:38:00,211 You're gonna go all the way out to her? To Long Island? 664 00:38:00,347 --> 00:38:02,679 -Yeah, I can, uh... -is there time? 665 00:38:02,766 --> 00:38:07,511 I can make it. I can make it. I think... I think I have to go. 666 00:38:13,652 --> 00:38:15,859 [INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING] 667 00:38:58,656 --> 00:39:00,397 [INAUDIBLE] 668 00:39:11,586 --> 00:39:13,203 [INAUDIBLE] 669 00:39:33,609 --> 00:39:36,101 Hey. You ready? Let's go. 670 00:39:36,194 --> 00:39:38,029 Sorry, Mr. Roy, the skies are closed. 671 00:39:38,113 --> 00:39:40,532 Temporary flight restriction. There's a possible terror threat. 672 00:39:40,616 --> 00:39:41,741 KENDALL: No, no, I need to go, pal. 673 00:39:41,825 --> 00:39:43,576 I'll pay whatever fine they hit us with. Let's go. 674 00:39:43,660 --> 00:39:46,652 We can't do that, sir. FAA will pull my license. 675 00:39:48,624 --> 00:39:49,785 Uh... 676 00:39:50,375 --> 00:39:52,241 Okay, I'll handle the FAA. 677 00:39:52,336 --> 00:39:54,703 Or, what is it? The AHS? I'll handle it. 678 00:39:54,796 --> 00:39:58,290 Whatever you lose financially, I'll make up in perpetuity. Okay? 679 00:39:58,384 --> 00:40:03,470 Sir, if we take off now, we can be shot down by an F-16. 680 00:40:03,556 --> 00:40:05,422 Yeah, but not really. Right? 681 00:40:05,850 --> 00:40:09,844 Airspace is on lockdown. There's nothing we can do. 682 00:40:13,900 --> 00:40:16,232 Whoa, whoa! 683 00:40:16,319 --> 00:40:17,400 Yo! 684 00:40:21,032 --> 00:40:23,382 How long to get to the city? Financial district? 685 00:40:27,580 --> 00:40:29,748 Man, we should get a round of fuckin' shots going, right? 686 00:40:29,832 --> 00:40:32,415 -STEWART: Make it happen. -Will do. 687 00:40:33,962 --> 00:40:35,669 It's nice to see the war criminal. 688 00:40:36,130 --> 00:40:38,382 ROMAN: Oh, yeah, nice guy, lovely guy. LAWRENCE: Cleans up well. 689 00:40:38,467 --> 00:40:40,128 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 690 00:40:40,970 --> 00:40:45,134 We good, then? Solid? Right? 691 00:40:45,432 --> 00:40:47,469 I heard Logan started on time even when 692 00:40:47,559 --> 00:40:50,677 he was airlifted in from Aspen with a shattered femur. 693 00:40:50,771 --> 00:40:51,886 That is true. 694 00:40:52,815 --> 00:40:55,523 Yep, no. That is correct. 695 00:40:55,609 --> 00:40:57,020 [INHALES SHARPLY] 696 00:40:57,444 --> 00:40:58,809 [HORN HONKING] 697 00:40:58,904 --> 00:41:00,269 Hey, is your phone working? 698 00:41:00,364 --> 00:41:04,608 Can I get like a motorcycle courier? Anything? Can you call your office? 699 00:41:04,702 --> 00:41:05,942 Sorry, no bars. 700 00:41:06,036 --> 00:41:09,700 They're evacuating five blocks each way from the Stock Exchange. 701 00:41:09,790 --> 00:41:11,747 [INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER] 702 00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:14,291 Come on. Gerri. 703 00:41:14,378 --> 00:41:15,378 Gerri. Can you hear me? 704 00:41:15,462 --> 00:41:16,452 Hey, where are you? 705 00:41:16,547 --> 00:41:19,039 -Hey, listen, I'm almost there. -[HORNS HONKING] 706 00:41:19,133 --> 00:41:20,592 The traffic's stopped. I need you to stall. 707 00:41:20,676 --> 00:41:21,667 What? What's that? 708 00:41:21,761 --> 00:41:24,347 GERRI: It's a bad connection. I can't really hear you. 709 00:41:24,431 --> 00:41:27,514 Gerri? I'm in a tunnel. 710 00:41:27,600 --> 00:41:28,806 Okay? Stall. 711 00:41:28,893 --> 00:41:32,431 -Well, how far are y... I... -[LINE DISCONNECTS] 712 00:41:33,440 --> 00:41:36,228 -Shit. -What? 713 00:41:36,317 --> 00:41:39,150 -He's in traffic. -Don't. Don't do this. 714 00:41:39,237 --> 00:41:41,274 He's asking us how long can we stall. 715 00:41:41,364 --> 00:41:44,447 -Fuck, fuck, fuck. -FRANK: Great. 716 00:41:48,288 --> 00:41:49,528 [GERRI CLEARS THROAT] 717 00:41:50,123 --> 00:41:52,865 It'll be all right. He's not gonna be too late. 718 00:41:56,337 --> 00:42:00,831 MAN: Here he comes. LOGAN: Morning, morning! 719 00:42:00,925 --> 00:42:02,211 ALL: Good morning. 720 00:42:02,552 --> 00:42:04,419 -Oh, quite a turnout. -Yeah. 721 00:42:04,513 --> 00:42:06,845 Frank, will you whip us through? 722 00:42:07,475 --> 00:42:08,761 Uh... 723 00:42:08,851 --> 00:42:12,845 I just got word. I think Kendall will be a few minutes late. 724 00:42:12,938 --> 00:42:14,554 Request for a late start? 725 00:42:14,648 --> 00:42:16,138 -No! -No? 726 00:42:16,233 --> 00:42:18,315 He can catch up. Fuck that! Where is he? 727 00:42:18,402 --> 00:42:22,270 Uh, stuck in traffic. That's all I know. 728 00:42:22,364 --> 00:42:24,696 -Okay, come on, let's go. Let's go. -Yup, yup. 729 00:42:24,784 --> 00:42:28,072 It's 12:00 noon, and I'd like to call 730 00:42:28,162 --> 00:42:31,371 the meeting of Waystar Royco to order. 731 00:42:31,957 --> 00:42:33,500 -FRANK: Roll call. -What? Roll call? 732 00:42:33,584 --> 00:42:34,835 Logan Roy. Yeah. You're here. 733 00:42:34,919 --> 00:42:36,461 We've never done roll call. What is roll call? 734 00:42:36,545 --> 00:42:38,588 -FRANK: We're doing it today. -Why are we doing roll call? 735 00:42:38,672 --> 00:42:41,289 Because that's how we do it. Right, Noah? 736 00:42:41,383 --> 00:42:44,466 So, Logan Roy is here... 737 00:42:44,637 --> 00:42:46,253 Frank Vernon, present. 738 00:42:46,722 --> 00:42:49,010 Kendall Roy, absent. 739 00:42:49,101 --> 00:42:50,808 -Roman Roy. -Yo. 740 00:42:51,812 --> 00:42:56,022 Ewan Roy, absent. Ilona Shenoy, absent. 741 00:42:56,108 --> 00:42:58,395 -FRANK: Datu Kasuma. -Present. 742 00:42:58,610 --> 00:43:00,100 -FRANK: Dewi Swann. -Here. 743 00:43:00,195 --> 00:43:03,062 -Paul Chambers. -Happy to be here. 744 00:43:03,156 --> 00:43:05,147 -Asha Kahn. -Here. 745 00:43:05,242 --> 00:43:07,279 -Lawrence Yee. -Here. 746 00:43:07,369 --> 00:43:08,609 Sir! 747 00:43:08,703 --> 00:43:11,115 -Stewy Hosseini. -I am here. 748 00:43:11,373 --> 00:43:13,489 FRANK: Mr. Chairman, we have a quorum. 749 00:43:13,792 --> 00:43:17,080 Uh, we also welcome our esteemed general counsel 750 00:43:17,170 --> 00:43:19,582 Gerri Killman to the meeting. Thanks, Gerri. 751 00:43:19,798 --> 00:43:24,759 So, everybody has a copy of the agenda and the minutes of the last meeting. 752 00:43:24,845 --> 00:43:25,970 -Is that right? -ALL: Yes. 753 00:43:26,054 --> 00:43:27,638 Do any of you have any questions 754 00:43:27,722 --> 00:43:30,806 that have come to you immediately after looking at them? 755 00:43:30,893 --> 00:43:35,683 I know that I have a few thoughts we might have to take a look at. 756 00:43:36,983 --> 00:43:37,973 What thoughts? 757 00:43:38,067 --> 00:43:40,317 FRANK: Just wait a second, and I'll get to it. 758 00:43:43,072 --> 00:43:44,688 LOGAN: Okay. Who's this? 759 00:43:47,410 --> 00:43:51,278 Ewan? Well! [CHUCKLES] You just can't keep away, huh? 760 00:43:51,372 --> 00:43:56,617 Thought maybe I'd show up for once. Watch the fun. 761 00:43:58,087 --> 00:43:59,418 Great to have you. 762 00:43:59,505 --> 00:44:02,455 EWAN: They wouldn't let me in downstairs without a passport. 763 00:44:02,550 --> 00:44:04,791 Has it started? 764 00:44:08,264 --> 00:44:09,470 [MAN CLEARS THROAT] 765 00:44:11,642 --> 00:44:13,304 [CARS HONKING] 766 00:44:18,775 --> 00:44:20,106 [CELL PHONE VIBRATING] 767 00:44:22,946 --> 00:44:25,187 Kendall. Hey, where are ya? 768 00:44:25,282 --> 00:44:27,614 We've already started, man. We've started. 769 00:44:27,701 --> 00:44:31,069 Hey. Tell Jess to put me through the polycom. Yeah? 770 00:44:31,163 --> 00:44:34,497 So, let's move along to item 3.1. 771 00:44:34,583 --> 00:44:35,573 [CLEARS THROAT] 772 00:44:37,377 --> 00:44:39,038 -Frank. -Mmm-hmm. 773 00:44:39,129 --> 00:44:42,042 What's "Performance issues?" Sounds fucking vague. 774 00:44:42,132 --> 00:44:45,124 And why is it so high on the fuckin' hit parade? 775 00:44:45,219 --> 00:44:47,335 -[CELL PHONE VIBRATING] -[STUTTERS] 776 00:44:47,554 --> 00:44:49,305 I don't know if we're actually gonna hit those today. 777 00:44:49,389 --> 00:44:51,391 -Maybe we can bump those. -I'm gonna have to get back to you. 778 00:44:51,475 --> 00:44:53,091 FRANK: Can we bump 'em? 779 00:44:53,185 --> 00:44:55,644 Okay, then. Let's bump it. 780 00:44:57,106 --> 00:44:59,063 What the fuck's goin' on? 781 00:44:59,943 --> 00:45:01,819 I think Kendall wants to make a comment. 782 00:45:01,903 --> 00:45:05,441 He has a thing that he's going to speak... 783 00:45:05,531 --> 00:45:07,613 I think Ilona is going to phone in, too. 784 00:45:07,700 --> 00:45:09,285 JESS: He's on the line. I'm putting him through. 785 00:45:09,369 --> 00:45:11,169 What is this? What the fuck is this? 786 00:45:11,329 --> 00:45:13,912 Hi, Kendall? 787 00:45:13,998 --> 00:45:15,416 [OVER SPEAKER] Hey, guys. Can you hear me? 788 00:45:15,500 --> 00:45:19,710 I apologize. I will be there shortly. 789 00:45:19,796 --> 00:45:21,412 Where are we at? 790 00:45:21,631 --> 00:45:22,837 We are at your item. 791 00:45:22,924 --> 00:45:25,541 FRANK: Performance issues. 792 00:45:25,635 --> 00:45:27,296 [SIREN BLARING] 793 00:45:32,600 --> 00:45:33,931 Uh... 794 00:45:34,227 --> 00:45:36,218 You want us to wait? Where are you? 795 00:45:36,479 --> 00:45:39,017 Fuck that. We're movin' on. 796 00:45:39,149 --> 00:45:42,562 Gerri, Noah, if we wanted to halt proceedings until... 797 00:45:42,653 --> 00:45:44,189 We're not halting proceedings. 798 00:45:44,280 --> 00:45:47,318 -LOGAN: We're moving on. -No, no. It's okay. It's okay. 799 00:45:47,408 --> 00:45:48,443 I can do this. 800 00:45:48,993 --> 00:45:50,904 KENDALL: Dad, this is big. 801 00:45:51,996 --> 00:45:55,614 [PANTING] Look, I love my father. 802 00:45:55,874 --> 00:45:57,364 Okay? My father is a legend. 803 00:45:58,085 --> 00:45:59,669 I worship the ground he walks on. 804 00:45:59,753 --> 00:46:02,756 Nothing will ever detract from what he's built and what he's done. 805 00:46:02,840 --> 00:46:05,798 But he is currently unfit to run this company. 806 00:46:05,884 --> 00:46:07,716 [KENDALL PANTING] 807 00:46:08,262 --> 00:46:10,347 -Speak up. I can't hear. -Not only because of his refusal 808 00:46:10,431 --> 00:46:13,264 to take the time to recover from serious health issues, 809 00:46:13,350 --> 00:46:15,808 but because every day, he refuses to retire, 810 00:46:15,894 --> 00:46:18,932 he is one day closer to destroying his own legacy. 811 00:46:19,023 --> 00:46:20,605 He took on levels of debt 812 00:46:20,691 --> 00:46:22,777 that threatened the very existence of our firm, 813 00:46:22,861 --> 00:46:24,943 he is lining up dead-weight acquisitions 814 00:46:25,030 --> 00:46:27,317 in a sector that he has a historic regard for, 815 00:46:27,407 --> 00:46:29,148 but which is a non-growth area. 816 00:46:29,617 --> 00:46:31,608 We face existential battles in scale, 817 00:46:31,703 --> 00:46:35,241 and he is facing precisely the wrong direction. 818 00:46:35,332 --> 00:46:38,791 He is making decisions for a future that he no longer understands, 819 00:46:38,877 --> 00:46:41,118 and we don't have time for missteps. 820 00:46:41,212 --> 00:46:45,797 What used to take ten, two, three years. Our entire ice cap will melt. 821 00:46:45,884 --> 00:46:47,927 He is gambling our last dollars at the track 822 00:46:48,011 --> 00:46:49,887 on a horse that's ready for the glue factory, 823 00:46:49,971 --> 00:46:52,431 and I am calling for a vote of no confidence in him, 824 00:46:52,515 --> 00:46:54,552 as CEO and chairman. 825 00:46:58,730 --> 00:47:00,016 Bullshit. No. 826 00:47:00,106 --> 00:47:03,816 I'm afraid, since you are the subject of the vote, 827 00:47:03,903 --> 00:47:05,653 you need to recuse yourself, Logan. 828 00:47:05,738 --> 00:47:09,072 Oh, Jesus Christ. Fuckin' amateur hour at the fuckin' circus. 829 00:47:09,158 --> 00:47:13,072 You don't get to vote, and you don't get to comment, is the situation. 830 00:47:13,162 --> 00:47:14,788 You really should leave the room. 831 00:47:14,872 --> 00:47:16,408 Okay, fine. Fine. Vote. 832 00:47:17,041 --> 00:47:18,156 Would you mind? 833 00:47:18,250 --> 00:47:21,368 Guys. Is he there? [STUTTERS] Is he still in the room? 834 00:47:21,462 --> 00:47:24,329 I'm sick. I can't move. Fuck that vote. 835 00:47:24,423 --> 00:47:27,541 He can't be in the room. Okay? Guys... 836 00:47:27,635 --> 00:47:29,342 FRANK: Let the minutes reflect 837 00:47:29,428 --> 00:47:32,341 that Logan Roy was asked to recuse himself. 838 00:47:32,431 --> 00:47:34,433 LOGAN: Let the minutes reflect that Logan Roy 839 00:47:34,517 --> 00:47:36,767 -shoved his boot up Frank's ass. -FRANK: Okay. 840 00:47:42,817 --> 00:47:47,608 All in favor of the vote of no confidence in Logan Roy? 841 00:48:01,628 --> 00:48:04,461 Me. My hand is raised. 842 00:48:04,548 --> 00:48:06,048 More in sorrow, than in anger. 843 00:48:06,133 --> 00:48:07,544 Oh, no shit, Judas. 844 00:48:09,594 --> 00:48:12,962 Frank! Nice to see you back. 845 00:48:13,098 --> 00:48:16,591 Asha? I see you. 846 00:48:16,726 --> 00:48:18,216 And I see you, Logan. 847 00:48:18,311 --> 00:48:21,895 Oh, Jesus, this is just un-frickin'-believable. 848 00:48:22,232 --> 00:48:24,269 Stewy? Stewy. 849 00:48:24,901 --> 00:48:26,232 Me. Okay. 850 00:48:27,028 --> 00:48:29,896 Listen, as a major shareholder, 851 00:48:29,991 --> 00:48:34,531 and in the absence of any real clarity here, 852 00:48:34,620 --> 00:48:36,281 I think it's the view 853 00:48:36,622 --> 00:48:41,412 that this is a family matter, and abstain. 854 00:48:41,919 --> 00:48:44,331 -Against. -Strongly against. 855 00:48:46,549 --> 00:48:50,213 FRANK: We have Ilona on the line. ILONA: Hello, Logan. Yes. 856 00:48:50,386 --> 00:48:55,722 After consulting with my family, I am voting in favor of the motion. 857 00:48:55,892 --> 00:48:58,884 Thanks for nothin', Ilona. Fuck off. 858 00:48:58,978 --> 00:49:00,059 [BEEPS] 859 00:49:00,688 --> 00:49:02,429 GERRI: Ewan? 860 00:49:05,401 --> 00:49:08,769 Go ahead. What are we on, 4-2? 861 00:49:11,532 --> 00:49:15,117 Go on. Yeah. Join the rats. 862 00:49:15,704 --> 00:49:18,662 LOGAN: Let's finish this, huh? 863 00:49:20,334 --> 00:49:22,621 I vote with Logan. 864 00:49:24,963 --> 00:49:27,424 DATU: I think we should take the time to consider this properly, 865 00:49:27,508 --> 00:49:29,374 when all parties are here. 866 00:49:29,468 --> 00:49:31,175 LOGAN: Datu, we're voting now. 867 00:49:31,261 --> 00:49:33,513 FRANK: Logan, please, can you stay out of the conversation? 868 00:49:33,597 --> 00:49:36,464 DATU: In which case, Logan. I stick with Logan. 869 00:49:36,558 --> 00:49:39,721 LOGAN: Kendall, you counted right there? 870 00:49:40,521 --> 00:49:41,852 You all right? 871 00:49:41,980 --> 00:49:45,723 Four against four, this is your best shot? 872 00:49:45,817 --> 00:49:48,354 Um, Lawrence? 873 00:49:48,862 --> 00:49:53,527 I don't have a dog in this fight, Kendall. I abstain. 874 00:49:53,742 --> 00:49:55,984 FRANK: So, currently, 875 00:49:56,079 --> 00:50:00,368 we've got four votes in favor of Logan to remain, 876 00:50:00,458 --> 00:50:02,620 four of stepping down, two abstentions. 877 00:50:02,710 --> 00:50:04,292 -[ELEVATOR DINGS] -Uh, Gerri. 878 00:50:04,379 --> 00:50:05,671 [OVER SPEAKER] Do you want to say anything 879 00:50:05,755 --> 00:50:09,214 to speak to the senior management teams' attitudes here? 880 00:50:09,968 --> 00:50:12,255 -Shut the... -GERRI: Well, you know, 881 00:50:12,345 --> 00:50:16,680 I'm an independent observer, uh, non-voting, a general counsel, 882 00:50:16,766 --> 00:50:18,598 so, I'm not sure that's appropriate? 883 00:50:20,853 --> 00:50:23,311 Right. Thanks. 884 00:50:23,481 --> 00:50:24,596 Very 885 00:50:26,526 --> 00:50:27,687 professional. 886 00:50:29,946 --> 00:50:31,311 Hey, Roman? 887 00:50:32,740 --> 00:50:37,405 KENDALL: Roman. Put your hand up, bro. 888 00:50:37,830 --> 00:50:38,955 Roman, can you hear me? 889 00:50:39,039 --> 00:50:40,245 Uh 890 00:50:40,332 --> 00:50:43,732 -[LINE BREAKING] is your hand up? -Kendall, yeah. Hey. Are you there? 891 00:50:44,461 --> 00:50:47,419 -Roman... -You're kind of cuttin' out. 892 00:50:50,843 --> 00:50:53,300 Roman... [STATIC ON PHONE LINE] 893 00:50:57,391 --> 00:51:00,600 He's off the line. Come on, son. 894 00:51:06,442 --> 00:51:08,058 Roman. 895 00:51:08,902 --> 00:51:10,859 Come on. Come on, come on. 896 00:51:12,906 --> 00:51:16,649 You better be smelling your fuckin' armpit, Romulus. 897 00:51:18,787 --> 00:51:20,243 ROMAN: Um... 898 00:51:20,624 --> 00:51:21,910 [ELEVATOR DINGS] 899 00:51:23,084 --> 00:51:27,078 I think it's a tough one, you know? I think, uh... 900 00:51:27,255 --> 00:51:30,293 -It's tough, but maybe... -Roman for me. 901 00:51:30,383 --> 00:51:32,426 FRANK: I'm not sure we can count that for you. 902 00:51:32,510 --> 00:51:33,750 -Roman? -Against. 903 00:51:33,845 --> 00:51:37,088 He started to vote, I'm not sure that he can change that. 904 00:51:37,182 --> 00:51:39,308 -He can fucking change. -You shouldn't be here, 905 00:51:39,392 --> 00:51:41,519 you shouldn't be speaking here, you should be out of this room. 906 00:51:41,603 --> 00:51:43,844 -This is illegal. -Whatever. 907 00:51:43,938 --> 00:51:46,100 If you count 'em out, deadlock. 908 00:51:46,191 --> 00:51:49,024 Continuity prevails. I'm chairman. 909 00:51:49,110 --> 00:51:52,478 Casting vote. I win. It's fucking over! 910 00:51:52,572 --> 00:51:54,154 [KENDALL PANTING] 911 00:51:54,532 --> 00:51:56,068 What's the vote? 912 00:51:56,159 --> 00:51:57,775 LOGAN: My son. 913 00:51:57,869 --> 00:52:00,611 That was your best shot. You lost. 914 00:52:00,705 --> 00:52:02,707 I think there's some doubt as to whether he lost... 915 00:52:02,791 --> 00:52:05,784 And Kendall, Frank, Asha, Ilona, 916 00:52:05,878 --> 00:52:07,462 off the board, fired with immediate effect. 917 00:52:07,546 --> 00:52:09,381 -I don't think you're able to do that. -LOGAN: Security! 918 00:52:09,465 --> 00:52:11,592 I am in the middle of turning a fucking tanker. 919 00:52:11,676 --> 00:52:14,714 -Frank, you're fired. -I have some doubt... 920 00:52:14,804 --> 00:52:19,264 [SHOUTS] I'm in the middle of turning a fucking tanker! 921 00:52:21,310 --> 00:52:23,677 Do you hear? 922 00:52:25,773 --> 00:52:30,483 Frank! You're fired. Without exit package. 923 00:52:30,569 --> 00:52:31,650 Asha, goodbye. 924 00:52:31,737 --> 00:52:35,947 Somebody send a telegram to Ilona telling her she's no longer required, 925 00:52:36,033 --> 00:52:37,326 and my best to her cancer. 926 00:52:37,410 --> 00:52:38,827 I think we all need to take a beat. 927 00:52:38,911 --> 00:52:41,448 -Meh, meh, meh, fuckin' meh. -Logan, stop. 928 00:52:41,997 --> 00:52:46,492 Is it wise to fire the board with the share price this weak, 929 00:52:46,586 --> 00:52:48,087 heading into a political fight? 930 00:52:48,171 --> 00:52:50,333 Take it like a fucking man. You're out. 931 00:52:50,424 --> 00:52:53,132 You're fucked. You tried to kill me, but you failed. 932 00:52:53,218 --> 00:52:56,131 And you're dead. Now, fuck off! 933 00:53:01,935 --> 00:53:05,769 Oh, go on, cry me a river. Get the fuck out. 934 00:53:05,856 --> 00:53:08,723 Straight out! Passes canceled. 935 00:53:08,817 --> 00:53:10,193 We'll send along personal belongings. 936 00:53:10,277 --> 00:53:11,736 KENDALL: Just need to get some things, okay? 937 00:53:11,820 --> 00:53:13,436 LOGAN: No goodbyes! Thank you! 938 00:53:13,530 --> 00:53:15,521 KENDALL: Get your fuckin' hands off me. 939 00:53:22,706 --> 00:53:26,700 And what the fuck am I gonna do with you? 940 00:53:26,835 --> 00:53:29,498 I don't know, Dad. 941 00:53:32,300 --> 00:53:33,756 LOGAN: Jesus. 942 00:53:39,474 --> 00:53:41,433 -KENDALL: Can I just get some stuff? -No. No. 943 00:53:41,517 --> 00:53:43,099 -Thank you. -Okay. 944 00:53:51,778 --> 00:53:52,939 Hey! 945 00:53:54,781 --> 00:53:59,821 God, that was the journey from hell. Spent 30 minutes in a cab not moving. 946 00:54:02,079 --> 00:54:03,160 Honey? 947 00:54:07,335 --> 00:54:08,496 Tom? 948 00:54:10,254 --> 00:54:12,917 -Hey. Hey. -Hey. You okay, sweetheart? 949 00:54:13,008 --> 00:54:17,297 Yeah. I think somebody poisoned me. I'm working from home. 950 00:54:17,387 --> 00:54:19,298 -Oh, someone poisoned you? -Mmm. 951 00:54:19,389 --> 00:54:21,471 [CHUCKLES] Oh! With booze? 952 00:54:21,558 --> 00:54:22,889 [EXCLAIMS] 953 00:54:23,018 --> 00:54:24,053 Huh. 954 00:54:24,144 --> 00:54:25,885 -Hey. Hey. -Hey. 955 00:54:28,607 --> 00:54:31,599 Okay, I got you something. 956 00:54:31,693 --> 00:54:33,775 -Oh, thank you. -I missed you. 957 00:54:33,862 --> 00:54:36,695 Oh, you only been away, like, 14 hours. 958 00:54:36,865 --> 00:54:40,608 Yeah, well, sorry for missing you. 959 00:54:40,702 --> 00:54:41,863 [CELL PHONE VIBRATING] 960 00:54:41,954 --> 00:54:44,616 Yeah. What? 961 00:54:46,792 --> 00:54:49,284 -What the fuck? -What? What's happened? 962 00:54:50,921 --> 00:54:52,286 [STUTTERS] 963 00:54:52,381 --> 00:54:54,749 Well, more. Tell me more. 964 00:54:54,843 --> 00:54:56,393 What's happened? Did it happen? 965 00:54:56,719 --> 00:54:58,380 Okay, call me right back. 966 00:55:00,306 --> 00:55:04,265 The world's blown up. Oh, fuck! 967 00:55:04,352 --> 00:55:05,978 What do you mean, "Has it happened"? 968 00:55:06,062 --> 00:55:08,178 -Did you know? -What? No! 969 00:55:08,273 --> 00:55:10,640 -SHIV: Fuckin' Kendall! -Has it happened? 970 00:55:10,733 --> 00:55:14,146 Did... Has it happened? Wait! 971 00:55:14,696 --> 00:55:16,733 Kendall? Call me back. 972 00:55:16,865 --> 00:55:18,105 -You knew? -Yeah. 973 00:55:18,366 --> 00:55:21,324 I think too much edible gold hurt my tummy. 974 00:55:21,411 --> 00:55:22,697 SHIV: Connor. You heard? 975 00:55:22,787 --> 00:55:24,163 CONNOR: [OVER PHONE] Yeah, Kendall called 976 00:55:24,247 --> 00:55:26,238 for a vote of no confidence on Dad. 977 00:55:26,332 --> 00:55:29,290 Kendall? Who the fuck else knew about this? 978 00:55:29,377 --> 00:55:31,243 -Roman did. -Roman knew? 979 00:55:31,379 --> 00:55:34,292 Hey, I don't know why you'd expect anything different. 980 00:55:34,465 --> 00:55:37,816 Not a single one of them told me about this. It's complete bullshit. 981 00:55:38,888 --> 00:55:42,722 Oh, Shiv, you know I don't like to take sides, but I'm on your side. 982 00:55:43,017 --> 00:55:44,507 Fuck you. 983 00:55:46,061 --> 00:55:48,393 -You knew? -Yeah, I tried to call you. 984 00:55:48,480 --> 00:55:49,648 -Not hard enough. -I did! 985 00:55:49,732 --> 00:55:52,565 -He's fired half the board. -TOM: What about Kendall? 986 00:55:52,651 --> 00:55:55,894 -Fired. Frank, Asha, fired. -What? 987 00:55:55,988 --> 00:55:58,901 The rebels are getting shot in the town square. 988 00:55:58,991 --> 00:56:00,777 I'll talk to you later, Tom. 989 00:56:00,910 --> 00:56:01,945 [DOOR CLOSES] 990 00:56:04,788 --> 00:56:06,119 Are we the rebels? 991 00:56:07,625 --> 00:56:08,831 [PHONE RINGS] 992 00:56:14,548 --> 00:56:16,960 -Yes? -I have the White House. 993 00:56:17,051 --> 00:56:22,297 The president will join once you're on. They're very apologetic. 994 00:56:22,390 --> 00:56:25,178 -Tell him I'm on. -Yes, sir. 995 00:56:26,311 --> 00:56:27,597 [BEEPS] 996 00:56:28,188 --> 00:56:30,270 Yes, he's on. 997 00:56:30,398 --> 00:56:33,891 Hello, Mr. President. He'll be with you momentarily. 998 00:56:39,407 --> 00:56:41,273 He'll be right there. 999 00:56:48,708 --> 00:56:50,494 Thank you. 1000 00:56:50,585 --> 00:56:52,701 [COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING] 1001 00:56:59,719 --> 00:57:00,880 Mr. President. 1002 00:57:03,891 --> 00:57:05,677 Much, much better. 1003 00:57:07,144 --> 00:57:08,509 No need for an apology. 1004 00:57:12,233 --> 00:57:16,522 Well, you really had a terrorist problem. 1005 00:57:18,072 --> 00:57:21,485 I've just taken down a terrorist myself. 1006 00:57:23,202 --> 00:57:24,192 My son. 1007 00:57:27,915 --> 00:57:33,251 So, can you help me with this FCC red tape bullshit? 1008 00:57:36,340 --> 00:57:37,671 Good. 1009 00:57:40,678 --> 00:57:45,548 And, you, Mr. President. And, you. Thank you. 1010 00:57:53,442 --> 00:57:55,558 [COUNTRY MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING] 1011 00:59:04,347 --> 00:59:06,805 [SOFT INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING]